This morning started out great. I was fueling my Irish blood by putting corned beef and cabbage in the crock pot and listening to bag pipes on the TV. The misty fog was adding to the mood. I was running around the house doing laundry and dishes, making an occasional glance out the window at the cows. I had dreams of listening to bag pipes all day and getting lots of work done around the house.At one point I made more than a glance and realized one of the cows definitely had something hanging out of her rear end. In my haste working around the house I had forgotten to load up and take a drive through the cows...oops.
We checked on the cow and a calf seemed to be eminent, but she wasn't working at it. At this point though, Helena needed a nap and I was working hard to fight my gut feeling that she needed help, and tried to talk myself into giving her more time. I got Helena down for the count and I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to bring her in. This was the best cow on the place bred by artificial insemination to a great bull. I WAS GOING TO SAVE THIS CALF! I got her into the corrals and waited. The Manager of the Hay Procurement Department (aka Ben) said she needed more time. The Cattle Manage (aka me) said she needed help now. I would argue that having actually been in labor myself I might have had and advantage, but was swayed and gave her some time. I got some bread going in the bread machine. "This could turn out to be a long day," I thought. And then I busied myself getting the supplies and tools ready just in case I had to pull this calf. Later Ben went out and checked her, and he too thought she had given up on this whole having a baby thing.
This might be a great cow but she's a jumper. She has tried to jump out of every alley that she's ever been in. Today was no different. I got her contained. Ben was at her head trying to keep her from jumping out of the alley. The girls were in the pickup laughing and eating graham crackers. I got her rear end cleaned up and tail tied back. I dove in bare-hand first, right through the calf's exit door. It was really a stretch to reach down and find the calf. Once I did my heart sank. The calf was laying in there belly up. Calves don't come out that way so it was no wonder she had quit trying.
My next step was to call the vet. Thankfully he came right down. We got a halter on her and got her tied in the corner. He reached in and found a calf sitting in the perfect position for birth. Oh what a bunch of fighting and jumping around will do to help a calf get in the right position. With a some work on the vet's part and me on the end of her tail (holding it out of the way) we had a live calf. I think it's a bull but don't hold me to that. I haven't inspected too closely yet. The cow has been a great mama.

The calf is up and trying to nurse. I couldn't be more thankful or feel more blessed.
Now I'm looking forward to that Corned Beef and Cabbage and fresh bread. Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day!